TV Turtle looks directly into your eyes and says, "Join ussssss..."

Then, Movie Mongoose jumps on your shoulder and whispers, "yes, we just need a little bit of your ... delicious personal data."

"Hey!" says Friendly Filmbuff Fish in the corner, banging his cane on the floor. "What did I say about scaring the new folk?" He turns to you. "Forget about them, they've watched a few too many gangster shows."

You try not to think about why a fish would need a cane and continue signing up for the media tracking service.